I think most parent’s could write a book titled, “Toddler Logic,” and it would be a best seller every time. I have no doubt that many of you have some moments that you are dying to tell the world about. If you do, please comment them and I will make another “Toddler Moments” post.
Here are just a few moments that we can all relate to, directly from the mouth of my own daughter and friend’s children:
1. When they repeat your parenting rebuttals
Parent: “Why not?”
Child: “Because I said so, that how that work.”
2. Their eccentric view of the world
Child, speaking to cashier: “You have a funny face”
Child, paints picture of a man and then states: “This is my man, he poops a lot.”
3. Their wise and profound, yet confusing statements
Child: “That’s enough kisses mommy!”
Parent: “When can I give you more kisses?”
Child: “When the wind blows”
4. Their lack of empathy for other’s feelings
Child: “I need my own house. I love you when you’re at your house, but not at my house.”
5. Their unwavering self esteem
Child: “Mommy, you look pretty but I more pretty…see!”
Child: “I am so beautiful, I look like a beautiful flower” (whilst admiring herself in the mirror)
6. Their excellent work ethic
When asked to demonstrate what “working” looks like; child picks up cell phone, curls up on the couch and flips through News Feed.
7. Their complete honesty
Child: “This is my song, you can’t sing like Princess Sophia”
8. Their lack of Modesty
Parent: “Child, get your wiener off the window!”
9. Their excellent negotiation skills
Child: “It’s my birthday, I need this cookie.”
Parent: “It’s not your birthday, you birthday was in August.”
Child: “Ok…I’ll eat one green bean.”
10: Their excellent care
Whilst using a plastic “pretend” stethoscope…
Child: “Mommy, your heart is dead.”
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Haha. I loved this. Children say and do the strangest things.
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They really do!
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